 |
|
Posted on: March 08, 2010
 It's easy to make fun of the Loser. He's an easy target. He asks the girls stupid questions. He can't keep his hand-held camera steady. His camera is always straying and picking up things we're not supposed to see, like other cameras, photography lights and clothes lying on the floor. Sometimes he has a hard time getting it up. His skin is pink. When a chick is riding him, he sticks his legs out like a corpse. He doesn't make much noise. He handles the girls as if they're sacks of groceries.But the Loser deserves a lot of credit, too. For one, he has the guts to live out a fantasy that millions of us have had. Second, he always gets it up eventually. He usually fucks the girls pretty good. And he cums on their faces. So what if his technical proficiency is a little lacking. Okay, a lot lacking. But he's fucking chicks on camera. Hot chicks. And a part of us wishes we were him.This scene, starring Hailey, a 22-year-old from Florida, features the Loser at his best, which means he manages to keep himself out of trouble. He doesn't say much. The shaky camera work is at a minimum. There's no pre-fuck interview. The focus is almost always on the girl, which is as it should be.Hailey has long, dirty-blonde hair and a great ass. She measures 34-24-33 and checks in at 5'6", 102 pounds. She sucks dick down to the balls and enjoys it. She rides the Loser's dick, hard. He fucks her doggie style and she moans, "Oh, fuck me harder." A train can be heard in the background. "Yeah, fuck me harder," she says.And, since we're saying good things about the Loser, here's another: He manages to pull off his most difficult fucking position ever as he slams Hailey in the piledriver position. She spreads her legs wider, clearly loving it.It just goes to show you: Even losers have their day.  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today!
Posted on: March 03, 2010
 At the beginning of this scene, Cosette, a 23-year-old college student with reddish hair and pigtails, tells us, "This is gonna help me pay my way through school." Now that's the kind of thing we like to hear!At this point, we'd love to hear about where Cosette is going to college. We'd love to hear about her co-ed adventures. Maybe whether she's ever fucked one of her professors. Does the Loser ask any of those questions? Of course not."So, you have no problem with people finding out about this," he asks. "Parents know? Friends know?" And, once again, we're left wondering, Why does he ask these questions?Fortunately, Cosette is so eager to make a fuck film that even the Loser's downer real-life intrusions can't de-hornify her."Are you nervous?" he asks her as she takes off her clothes, probably making her more nervous with the question. Questions the Loser could ask: "How old were you when you lost your virginity?" "What's your favorite position?" "What's your favorite thing about sex?" "Is there any way you'd fuck me if I wasn't paying you?"Okay, even he's not going to ask that last question.There's no way in Cosette's wildest fantasies that she imagined her first scene would be with such a loser. The good news, of course, is that she wants to be a star, and that means she tries hard, and that means we get a great scene, complete with Cosette gagging herself on the Loser's penis.Cosette is the reason we love amateur porn.The Loser is the reason these things are sometimes best left to the pros.  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today!
Posted on: February 26, 2010
 "I wanna be a porn star," 20-year-old Alicia Alighatti of Virginia tells us at the start of her scene. She's got the looks to go as far as she wants. Nice, firm tits. Five-feet-seven, 120 pounds. Long, brown hair. Perfect measurements: 36-26-36.But here's the deal: This is her first fuck scene. The Loser has been doing this for a while. He's the director. He's the pro. He's supposed to be the one in charge. Yet, there are times during this scene when we want to scream at our monitors, "Loser, direct the fucking scene already!"Yeah, we know. He's having a hard enough time just keeping his dick up to worry about directing the chick. But when the girl's hair is blocking the view of her left tit, he should be aware of that. He should say, "Alicia, please move your hair aside." But he's concentrating too hard on his own fucking–this isn't easy for him, you know–so she has to figure it out for herself. She rides his dong. We're treated to a view of the back of his head. He's fucking her in the spoon position. She blocks the insertion with her hand so as to rub her clit. This is when the Loser is supposed to say, "Move your hand just a little so the guys at home can see my dong moving in and out of your pussy." He doesn't say anything.Finally, things are going well. The Loser is fucking Alicia missionary style. She's moaning, really getting into it. Then, suddenly, it's like an earthquake just struck Loser Studios. He stops, pulls out, the camera seems to have been knocked to the ground, he mumbles something incomprehensible, we see her clothes on the floor, she's lying there trying to figure out what just happened, he finally shovels his dong back into her.Jeez! Can this guy do anything right? Well, yeah, it turns out, he can. He can find hot chicks who love to fuck and are good at it. Girls who love sex, as Alicia clearly does. You are going to get off on this scene. Despite the Loser's worst efforts.  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today!
Posted on: February 22, 2010
 Jordan, a 5'8", 128-pound, blue-eyed blonde from Kansas has a story. "My parents have been swingers for a long time," the 21-year-old beautyexplains. "I wanted to do Playboy, so I figured, Why not try porn?" That makes no sense at all. Playboy isn't porn. But the Loser doesn't pickup on that. Or maybe he does and, for a change, decides to be smart and saynothing. But then he makes his usual mistake: He asks her what would happenif her father found out. Mercifully, the pre-fuck interview finally ends, and Jordan gets down on her knees and suck the Loser's penis, and, as usual, he takes forever to get it up but finally does. The camera work in this scene is typical Loser-off-the-set shots, views of his legs when we want to see her cherry, shots of his butt when he's fucking her missionary-but you know what they say: You gotta take the bad with the good. The bad: Loser. The very good: Jordan. Her beautiful melons jiggle and jiggle while he fucksher in the missionary position, and this view alone is enough to make uswant to forgive the Loser all of his faults. Bottom line: Jordan cums. Loser cums. And so do we.  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today!
Posted on: February 16, 2010
 Alektra is great. She's an exotic-looking, 21-year-old babe with a smokin' body: 5'6", 110 pounds, 34-24-34. She tells the Loser that she's never done porn before, but the way she fucks in this scene, it's clear she has big things ahead of her. Big cocks, big money.The Loser, however, is another story. This is the best he's ever gonna do, by far. He's nervous. He can't keep the camera steady during the pre-fuck interview. As an interviewer, he's the worst, never knowing what to ask next, the opposite of a smooth talker. You'd think the girl, having never done a scene on camera before, would be the nervous one. And you'd be wrong.When the sex starts, Alektra goes down to suck him off, pierced tongue and all, but Loser can't get it up. This hot chick is blowing his sorry limp dick, trying her damnest, and he can't sport wood. She takes his cock all the way into her mouth, deep-throating him like a pro. Maybe he's distracted. We hear cars in the background. Is the Loser's mother home?Finally, he gets a hard-on and they start fucking. "What do you think so far?" he dares to ask her. She giggles. "It's fun." She giggles again. And again. Obviously, something about the Loser's cock is tickling her funny bone.But you know what? Even the Loser can't ruin a scene when there's a hot chick involved. Alektra looks right into one of the cameras while he's deep-dicking her and moans loudly. Good stuff. She always seems to be aware of the camera, like she's fucking those of us at home.WARNING: This is very amateur stuff. But Alektra saves the day. And our hard-ons.  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today!
Posted on: February 11, 2010
 In the world of the Loser, all women are the same. They get asked the same questions. They get asked to do the same things before the fucking starts. "Does anybody know you're here?" "Why are you here?" "Can you take your clothes off?" So, here we have Allison Pierce, a 22-year-old from Texas. Five-feet-six, 115 pounds blue eyes, blonde hair. Smiles a lot. Giggles a lot. "I'm excited. Kinda nervous," she says. Now, at this point, it might be nice to find out something about her. Maybe find out what makes her different from some of the Loser's other girls. But the Loser is a total Loser. He can't think on his feet, he can't put a rap on the girl, he can't have a conversation with her, he can't treat her like a real human being. Good grief! So, as usual, it's left to the girl to save the scene, and Allison is up to the task. Deep-throating, eyes always on the camera. Allison's dong-sucking skills are a thing of beauty. The Loser doesn't deserve her, especially when she licks his balls...eyes, again, looking directly into the camera. Nervous? She sure doesn't seem nervous. Neither does the Loser, who can't help but keep it hard throughout the scene. One thing we really love: When Allison is getting fucked doggy style, her hair gets messy and starts flying all over the place. In pro porn, they would've fixed her up, made it seem as if a girl's hair stays perfect when she's fucking. In amateur porn like this, the sex looks real because it is. We even get a nice view of the Loser's dong penetrating her cherry from behind. The lighting is perfect, as is the focus and the camera angle. Must have been a mistake.  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today!
Posted on: February 08, 2010
 Remi doesn't mind doing the work when it comes to fucking, but you've got to earn it first. How do you do that? Follow this guy's example by fondling and sucking her perky melons till her nipples are hard as pencil erasers. Then lick her cunt like it's the last ice cream cone on earth. After that, Remi will gladly get down on her knees to suck and jerk your dripping cock. When it's time to fuck, she'll get on top and do all the work with her cunt so you can lay back and enjoy the ride.  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today!
Posted on: February 01, 2010
 There are some things even the Loser can't mess up. Like Erika, a 25-year-old blonde who was raised in Missouri, lives in New York City and ranks as the Loser's naughtiest discovery yet.Yeah, he tries to fuck it up, like by asking her if she has any reservations about what she's about to do. But Erika smiles and says in her little girl's voice, "I think it's going to be fun. I've been thinking about it for a couple of years, and the more I think about it, the hornier I get."It's immediately clear that Erika has no reservations about sucking and fucking in front of the camera. She gets right into the blow job, and Loser gets into it, too, getting hard instantly, which is a change for him. Erika attempts to deep-throat him while looking at the camera, then after one failure, succeeds and gags on his penis."That makes my nipples rock hard every time," she says. She spits on his penis and works it with her hand. She licks and sucks his balls, then deep-throats him again.Oh, sure, there are the usual Porn Loser fuck ups, like the bright camera lights we see in the background while she's riding him. But Erika refuses to be distracted, and so do we. She's sexy, horny, sloppy, so into it that the Loser can't keep his camera steady."Every time I look at that camera, I think about how naughty I'm being," she says."I think anal sex is the best sex," she says.Can the Loser's penis find its way into Erika's ass? You're gonna have to find out for yourself.  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today!
Posted on: January 29, 2010
 Our mothers used to tell us, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything." The Loser's mother should have told him, "If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything." But the Loser was never told this. Or maybe he was and he didn't listen.So here's the situation, fellas. Put yourself in the Loser's shoes: You have a sexy, 22-year-old redhead sitting on your couch. She's wearing a red, strapless top and a short, black skirt that's slit all the way up her leg. She's in your house because she wants to fuck. That's the only reason she's there. But she seems a little nervous. So what would you do?Put her at ease? Try to calm her down? Make her laugh? Talk about sex? That's what we would do.But what does the Loser do? He asks Andi about her friends and relatives back home. He asks, "What're you gonna do if they find out?"In other words, the thing she's probably most nervous about is the thing he decides to ask her about. Way to put the girl at ease, Loser.But he doesn't stop there."Nervous?" he asks her."A little," Andi says."That's okay," Loser says. "So am I."At this point, it's a miracle the scene ever gets shot, but give Andi, who's a paramedic, all the credit. She uses her mouth to resuscitate what should be a disaster and works his cock nicely. Even when the phone rings–hasn't the Loser ever heard of turning off the ringer while shooting a scene?–she keeps going until he drops his load on her face.At least he's good for something.  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today!
Posted on: January 25, 2010
 Chloe works in retail because she enjoys helping her customers. If you need help with sizes or finding a pair of pants, she's on it in a second. But her services go further than that. Does your penis need stroking? Chloe is more than happy to lend a helping hand. Want to get your dick wet? Her mouth and vagina will get the job done.  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today! |
  |
|
 |
