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Posted on: July 31, 2010
 A little over a minute into this video, Gem takes off her top and skirt, revealing a super-tight, super-curvy body in a black bra and sexy matching panties. At this point, a normal man would express some admiration for Gem--or as the Loser always refers to it, "what we're working with here." But not the Loser, who doesn't say a word, leaving Gem to stand there awkwardly, waiting for some glimmer of approval. Finally, when Gem has all of her clothes off, the Loser says, "Awesome. Great body. Very hot." But it seems like too little, too late, especially for a hot piece of rump like Gem.A few basic facts about Gem. She's from England. She's 21 years old. This is her first scene. She's 165 centimeters tall and weights 54 kilos. That's 5'4”, 119 pounds for those of you in the United States side of the pond. She's a little girl, but she apparently has a big mouth because she practically throats the Loser, which might not be saying much but is definitely saying something. A nice added touch is how Gem sucks the Loser's rod through his boxers. This girl definitely has a future.The Loser clearly has no future as a porn director or videographer, as this scene clearly proves. He sets back the art of P.O.V. Videography two-dozen years with some camera work that takes us right out of the action or too close to the action. But, as usual, there's enough here to keep us jacking. The blow job scene. The way Gem looks at the camera. Her shaved pussy, which really deserves better. But, hey, this is amateur stuff, right? And if we wanted pro-amateur porn, there's plenty of that out there. So, the Loser gets the job done, the girl gets laid and has a scene to add to her resume and we get off. So who's complaining?  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today!
Posted on: July 27, 2010
 Welcome back to PornLoser.com, home of the only man in the world who can have a beautiful, young woman say to him, "I'm a nympho,"and not ask for details. The nympho in question is Kelsey Michaels, a 5'3" 105-pound brunette from Nashville, Tennessee. In what ways is she a nympho? What are some of her nympho adventures? If you brush up against her, will her twat start juicing? We don't get the answers to any of those questions because the Loser doesn't bother asking them.There are many things we can say about Kelsey. She's sexy, horny, has a beautiful body and can really suck a penis.There's one thing we can say about the Loser: He got a new couch. And it's a beauty!This time, let's focus a little more on the girl and a little less on the Loser. First off, Kelsey is a flattie, and a lot of guys like that. Like we said, she's a very good penis sucker, and she does nice things with her lips during the deep-sucking motion, stuff that cushions the penis shaft during the up and down motion. Seems that at the young age of 18, she's already learned to keep her teeth out of the way, which is something that's hard for guys to imagine doing (considering that teeth are, in most cases, attached to the rest of the mouth). She moans sweetly while she's riding the Loser's penis. Her fuck shoes are a nice addition to the package, and the Loser is smart enough to have her keep them on throughout the scene. Or maybe he didn't realize she was wearing them. Finally, her rump looks shapely and fuckable in all positions.One more thing about Kelsey: She seems to be totally unaware of the cameras. That's a good thing because in this scene, we really get the feeling that we're eavesdropping on two people having sex.Kelsey really starts getting into it near the end, and the Loser puts in one of his better performances, even fucking her hard in the piledriver position before shooting his load. Overall, a good show.  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today!
Posted on: July 26, 2010
 This is Myah. She's 18 years old. She's from New York City. When the "Loser” asks her, she admits that she's nervous.But not so nervous that she won't take it in the butt.Yeah, that's right, we said it, the butt. The "Loser” doesn't delve into the anal cavity too often, but he's lucky enough to this time. Now, be forewarned: Myah's butt is little. It looks like you could break it in half if you fucked it too hard. But it doesn't break in half, and if the truth must be known, she seems to like it a lot better in her butt than in her twat.So, congratulations to the "Loser” for not only finding this hot piece of butt but also fucking her in the butt. We're not much into giving compliments to the "Loser,” but the truth is the truth.  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today!
Posted on: July 25, 2010
 The Porn Loser is proud to present a barely-legal, 18-year-old California girl with measurements of 34-24-34 and an eagerness to fuck that's unmatched by most women twice her age. She's a brunette with a tight, cute body, nice, firm boobs and a shaved pussy. She's wearing black, sexy, lace tights and a pink lingerie top. This girl is a winner.The Loser? He's just a loser. As usual, he has a hard time getting it up, and Kandi has to work real hard-harder than any 18-year-old hottie should have to work-to get him hard. But she does because she wants his dick.In this scene, it's hard to tell who's the inexperienced 18-year-old. The lighting? Garbage. The pre-fuck interview? Loser doesn't know what to ask her. The camerawork is shaky even by Porn Loser standards. Half the time, her head is cropped off when she's riding his cock. But don't worry, fellas: The Loser's legs and feet are fully in the frame.As usual, the girl saves the day with some ferocious fucking that makes you realize, "This girl's got a future, as long as it involves sex." Kandi's pussy squishes oh-so-nicely when the Loser is fucking her, and fortunately, his on-camera mic picks it up. Of course, the camera picks up lots of other things, too, such as the other cameras in the room, but teenage Kandi seems to be able to put all of those things out of her mind."Oh, I'm gonna cum!" she screams."Oh, fuck me!" she begs.There's no substitute for youth.  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today!
Posted on: July 20, 2010
 One of the best things that can be said about the Loser is he's not cheap. Unlike most Ordinary Joes who can afford only one camera, the Loser works with at least three, maybe four. So he's a well-financed loser. Good thing, too, because among our video editor's notes regarding the raw footage of this video included these gems: "Blow job. We don't see much at first as he is soft." "Blow job. All we get to see is her back." "cum shot on the face but he blocks most of the shot. We only see her chin being cum on." So, quantity makes up for lack of quality, and when you add it all up, the Loser's videos are jackable. Especially when the babe being fucked is Adriana, a tiny blonde (just 98 pounds) from Phoenix, Arizona. In all fairness, the Loser does some good things in this scene, like keeping the camera steady during the pre-fuck interview (something he almost never does) and giving us some nice looks at her fine ass clad in tight jeans.But losers will be losers, and the Loser is a loser. A smooth talker he's not. The guy seems to have no idea what to ask Adriana during the interview, stumbling over his words. Then, when she's chowing down on his hard-on, what happens? Dogs start barking in the background. And what the hell is he trying to shoot when she's riding him reverse-cowgirl and he has the camera high up in the air, pointed down?There are plenty of good moments, though, most of them provided by sexy, slutty Adriana who moans, "Oh, baby, it feels so good. Fuck me! Fuck me!" as her tight little vagina gets plowed. A compliment for the Loser? Or is Adriana simply being nice?  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today!
Posted on: July 13, 2010
 The Loser spends the first portion of this scene trying to convince Chelsie that she should be nervous and that everyone she's ever known in her entire life is going to find out about this. He seems to be trying to talk her out of doing the scene, which is amazing considering she's one hot piece of booty–beautiful face, tight body, blonde hair, green eyes–and he paid her only $800. Yeah, you read that right! $800! A chick like Chelsie should've added a few zeroes onto that to let a guy like the Loser fuck her. "What makes you think you can do this?" the Loser asks her. What makes the Loser think he can do this when we have hard proof that he can't? So, after the Loser fails to convince Chelsie that she shouldn't take the money and shouldn't do the scene, she gets down on her knees and gives him a very enthusiastic blow job. And the rest is history. As the scene continues and the Loser manages to pound Chelsie with his reasonably hard dick, we are left to ponder the big questions of life: What won't some chicks do to get into porn? How lucky are we to live in a world in which hot chicks will let total losers fuck them? And, isn't the cunt a wonderful thing? Loser finishes fucking her and cums on Chelsie's face. All for $800. Bargain.  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today!
Posted on: July 09, 2010
 Ashley is so little that she makes the Loser's dick look huge. Now that's little! Her mouth is so small that she's barely able to wrap her lips around his tool, She makes him look like John Holmes! In our opinion, at this point, the Loser should've shut down the camera and asked her to marry him. Of course, she would've said no. Ashley is young (just 18). She's sexy. She's beautiful. She's definitely not desperate. She's saving up for college, and if fucking and sucking the Loser is the best way for her to pay her tuition, we're all for it. By the way, she's from North Dakota, and we can't remember the last time we heard of a porn starlet coming from North Dakota. The Loser might have thought to ask her about that. The opening minutes of this scene contain the usual Loser gems, like him asking her to take off her clothes by saying, "Let's take a look at what we're working with here," as if Ashley were a tool he just bought from Home Depot. Stuff like that makes us realize the real reason the Loser tried to become a porn director: It's the only way he'll ever get laid. The Loser manages to fuck Ashley in a variety of positions. He cums on her face. The Loser has his scene. Ashley goes off to fame, fortune and college. Everybody wins, especially the Loser, who goes to bed that night thinking he has a big dick.  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today!
Posted on: July 06, 2010
 It's easy to make fun of the Loser. He's an easy target. He asks the girls stupid questions. He can't keep his hand-held camera steady. His camera is always straying and picking up things we're not supposed to see, like other cameras, photography lights and clothes lying on the floor. Sometimes he has a hard time getting it up. His skin is pink. When a chick is riding him, he sticks his legs out like a corpse. He doesn't make much noise. He handles the girls as if they're sacks of groceries.But the Loser deserves a lot of credit, too. For one, he has the guts to live out a fantasy that millions of us have had. Second, he always gets it up eventually. He usually fucks the girls pretty good. And he cums on their faces. So what if his technical proficiency is a little lacking. Okay, a lot lacking. But he's fucking chicks on camera. Hot chicks. And a part of us wishes we were him.This scene, starring Hailey, a 22-year-old from Florida, features the Loser at his best, which means he manages to keep himself out of trouble. He doesn't say much. The shaky camera work is at a minimum. There's no pre-fuck interview. The focus is almost always on the girl, which is as it should be.Hailey has long, dirty-blonde hair and a great ass. She measures 34-24-33 and checks in at 5'6", 102 pounds. She sucks dick down to the balls and enjoys it. She rides the Loser's dick, hard. He fucks her doggie style and she moans, "Oh, fuck me harder." A train can be heard in the background. "Yeah, fuck me harder," she says.And, since we're saying good things about the Loser, here's another: He manages to pull off his most difficult fucking position ever as he slams Hailey in the piledriver position. She spreads her legs wider, clearly loving it.It just goes to show you: Even losers have their day.  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today!
Posted on: July 01, 2010
 At the beginning of this scene, Cosette, a 23-year-old college student with reddish hair and pigtails, tells us, "This is gonna help me pay my way through school." Now that's the kind of thing we like to hear!At this point, we'd love to hear about where Cosette is going to college. We'd love to hear about her co-ed adventures. Maybe whether she's ever fucked one of her professors. Does the Loser ask any of those questions? Of course not."So, you have no problem with people finding out about this," he asks. "Parents know? Friends know?" And, once again, we're left wondering, Why does he ask these questions?Fortunately, Cosette is so eager to make a fuck film that even the Loser's downer real-life intrusions can't de-hornify her."Are you nervous?" he asks her as she takes off her clothes, probably making her more nervous with the question. Questions the Loser could ask: "How old were you when you lost your virginity?" "What's your favorite position?" "What's your favorite thing about sex?" "Is there any way you'd fuck me if I wasn't paying you?"Okay, even he's not going to ask that last question.There's no way in Cosette's wildest fantasies that she imagined her first scene would be with such a loser. The good news, of course, is that she wants to be a star, and that means she tries hard, and that means we get a great scene, complete with Cosette gagging herself on the Loser's penis.Cosette is the reason we love amateur porn.The Loser is the reason these things are sometimes best left to the pros.  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today!
Posted on: June 26, 2010
 "I wanna be a porn star," 20-year-old Alicia Alighatti of Virginia tells us at the start of her scene. She's got the looks to go as far as she wants. Nice, firm tits. Five-feet-seven, 120 pounds. Long, brown hair. Perfect measurements: 36-26-36.But here's the deal: This is her first fuck scene. The Loser has been doing this for a while. He's the director. He's the pro. He's supposed to be the one in charge. Yet, there are times during this scene when we want to scream at our monitors, "Loser, direct the fucking scene already!"Yeah, we know. He's having a hard enough time just keeping his dick up to worry about directing the chick. But when the girl's hair is blocking the view of her left tit, he should be aware of that. He should say, "Alicia, please move your hair aside." But he's concentrating too hard on his own fucking–this isn't easy for him, you know–so she has to figure it out for herself. She rides his dong. We're treated to a view of the back of his head. He's fucking her in the spoon position. She blocks the insertion with her hand so as to rub her clit. This is when the Loser is supposed to say, "Move your hand just a little so the guys at home can see my dong moving in and out of your pussy." He doesn't say anything.Finally, things are going well. The Loser is fucking Alicia missionary style. She's moaning, really getting into it. Then, suddenly, it's like an earthquake just struck Loser Studios. He stops, pulls out, the camera seems to have been knocked to the ground, he mumbles something incomprehensible, we see her clothes on the floor, she's lying there trying to figure out what just happened, he finally shovels his dong back into her.Jeez! Can this guy do anything right? Well, yeah, it turns out, he can. He can find hot chicks who love to fuck and are good at it. Girls who love sex, as Alicia clearly does. You are going to get off on this scene. Despite the Loser's worst efforts.  Join PORNLOSER.COM Today! |
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